7 Sai’s Ways To Survive In Your Office, Workplace Also Can....

For those who have no idea who is Sai…Sai (not the Sai, shit, in Hokkien) is an anime character in Naruto Shippuuden who places completion of missions more than the safety of his teammates.
Below are the 7 ways or moves of Sai that any office worker can use to survive in his or her office environment.

1. Looking (Acting) Cool
Sai is really cool when he’s not smiling. With a hand covering his mouth, only his sexy, telling eyes are revealed. Looking cool can get you the girls, especially the young chicks, in your office. Acting cool will draw compliments from your lady boss and it presents an image that you are always confident, whether it is true or not, we don’t know.
For the ladies, looking cool can project an image that you are a real challenge, that is, to the guys who desire to woo you. Trust me, simple-minded guys like challenges.

2. Be Offensive
When Sai first met Naruto, he didn’t greet Naruto with a handshake. Instead, he provoked Naruto with a challenge. Being offensive can help you to project an image that you are not some weak, puny figure or in Chinese is”????????” which loosely translates to “If the tiger don’t roar, you all will treat me as a Scaredy Cat.”
Being offensive also exhibits that you are in control of everything, even if you don’t actually possess the power.

3. Unbiasness
When it comes to giving titles to his artistic creations, Sai is simply genius. Sai named every piece of his artwork, “Untitled”, which means no title is given to any art piece. In a sense, he is unbiased as he treats every piece of his art equally. You can learn this art by starting to treat your chio (pretty) female colleagues and the grouchy kopi auntie (coffee lady) the same. Next time, just remember to ask your kopi auntie to the movies. She’ll be damn happy.

4. Total Selfishness
Sai always places completing missions at the very top of his to-do list, and he doesn’t give a damn to the safety of his teammates. Meeting deadlines and completing tasks faster than anybody in your office will sure guarantee you a special spot in your boss’ heart. If your peers got into any trouble, just simply ignore them (anyway it’s not your business).

5. Badmouthing
Sai dismisses Naruto as a boy without a penis and Sakura as a b****. Straight slapping of someone in the face has to be executed with extreme caution. This move is always used by one of higher position or authority than the others. If you are of the lowest rank in your company, this Sai’s way is definitely out of your league as you’ll get yourself killed, much faster.

6. Backstabbing
In future episodes of Naruto Shippuuden, Sai is labeled as a backstabber. Again, backstabbing someone is relatively easy but to backstab without letting your victims know it’s you is an expertise. The best is to provide support and comfort to your victims when you’ve backstabbed them. In this way, they’ll appreciate you even more.
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7. Wearing A Fake Smile
Sai has not perfected the art of wearing a fake smile or faking smiles yet. Nevertheless, this last Sai’s way proves to be the best solution to get you out of sticky situations. A smile can cover your real emotions. We got a Chinese saying of”?????”, translates to “A smile hides a dagger”. When you are tired at work, smile. When you are in the wrong, smile. When you want your colleagues to die, smile. It really helps.
Mastering the above 7 Sai’s moves, ways or skills takes time, patience and practice. The only way to know if any of the moves works is to test it out in your working environment but remember, not in the expense of your job.