Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Women!!!

Here are the reasons that proves Beer is Better than Women: rclxm9.gif

1. You can enjoy a beer all night long.

2. Beer stains wash out.

3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.

4. A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football. thumbup.gif

5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.

6. Beer is never late.

7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer. thumbup.gif

8. Hangovers go away.

9. Beer labels come off without a fight.

10. When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer. thumbup.gif

11. Beer never has a headache.

12. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.

13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer. thumbup.gif

14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.

15. A beer goes down easy.

16. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty. thumbup.gif

17. You can share a beer with your friends.

18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.

19. Beer is always wet.

20. Beer doesn't demand equality. thumbup.gif

21. You can have a beer in public.

22. A beer doesn't care when you come.

23. A frigid beer is a good beer.

24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.

25. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony. thumbup.gif

26. You can't catch social diseases from a beer. thumbup.gif

27. When you're interrupted by a beer it's for a good reason.

28. A beer is always satisfying.

29. A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it. thumbup.gif

30. A beer won't tell you its pregnant for fun.

31. A beer does not come with in-laws.

32. No matter what the package, a beer still looks good.

33. To cool off a beer, all you have to do is put it in the ice box.

34. All you have to do to get over a beer is take a leak.

35. Beer doesn't complain about farting.

36. The only thing a beer tells you is when its time to go to the bathroom.

37. You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party. thumbup.gif

38. Its okay to leave a party with a different beer than the one you brought. thumbup.gif

39. Beer won't drive you to drink.

40. You can shoot a beer.

41. A beer chaser is easier to catch.

42. You don't need a license to live with a beer.

43. A tree is good enough for a beer.

44. Beer doesn't grow hair where it shouldn't. thumbup.gif

45. Beer doesn't care how much you earn. thumbup.gif

46. Beer and "ice" don't mix.

47. Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation--it goes along happily. thumbup.gif

48. Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.

49. Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.

50. You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning. thumbup.gif

51. Beer never complains about a wet spot.

52. You can put all your old beers together in one room and they won't fight. thumbup.gif

53. A beer doesn't bleed one week out of the month. laugh.gif

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