Things You Don't Want To Hear, During A Surgery!!!

Things that you don't want to hear from the surgeons when they're performing a surgery.

1. Oops!

2. Can't you stop that damn thing from beating!!? It's throwing of my concentration!

3. Could you please pass me the uhhhh....thingie....

4. Hey where did the scapel go?

5. I bet I could remove his heart and put it back in place without killing him.

6. What do you mean he's not here for a sex change operation!!???

7. A liver like this could fetch a hefty sum in the black market you know

8. A blackout!? Darn I can't see a thing, light up the candles

9. Wait, if his kidney is still there, then what's this we've just removed?

10. FIRE!!!EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Taken from forum.lowyat.net..cool forum..